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Simpering simpleton 

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

speating 

The combination of the words 'speed' and 'eating'.

To speed eat.

Created by Tubbo in his Valentine's Day 2021 stream after he speed ate.
He is so good at speating. I heard he can eat 3 hotdogs a minute.
speating by Mady0 February 14, 2021

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner
"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

Shepeating 

If someone makes a statement that a woman doesn't understand, she repeats a key word while frowning quizzically. This is shepeating.

Women often shepeat new ideas presented by people of color.
Fred, making a statement: "Based on current studies, we will be making some changes to our front-line product."

Beth, shepeating: "...Changes?"
Shepeating by SharpieSheep September 28, 2017

shepeating 

The act of a woman restating (either exactly or with some modification) the ideas of a man soon after he has expressed them. Typically, the woman will make these statements as though she were their original source.
His boss was just shepeating his plan to save the company money.
shepeating by ITJane September 28, 2017

Smeating 

Where a group of friends Pull together (Bout 10-50 deep)In an outside area( Park ,Backyard,GraveYard,Roof of an abandoned building) With a Grill ,Some Charcoal,Some Beers,Steaks,Hamburgers,and Sausages( Any kind of meats,Really).
Smeating : EVERYONE Is DOWN FOR The SMEATING TO CATCH UP AND EAT SOME STEAKS.6 pm at the drive inn.
Smeating by WINDLUST July 14, 2020
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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