Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
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aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?
viola: because the hoover-bag was full.
aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.
viola: because the hoover-bag was full.
aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.
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Šiptardžija is someone who is worse than a šiptar (someone who is a big šiptar).
Šiptardžija is someone who is worse than a šiptar (someone who is a big šiptar).
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