simpenr 

a dude with no knif

give that guy simpenr a knif man

simpenr by Simpen needs a knif May 7, 2017

Simper Saiyan 

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.

Simper Saiyan by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021

Simpery 

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Simpers 

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

Simpers by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

Simper Fi 

faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".

I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi!

Simper Fi by XDaDePsak June 22, 2020

Simperior 

Simpler than EVERYTHING, the opposite of Superior

"Dude, those instructions are pretty simple, one would almost say.... Simperior!"

Simperior by Bargon March 2, 2010

Simpering simpleton 

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

Simpering simpleton by CharlESee June 28, 2022