Simpbeard 

A Simp with a neckbeard, Cuck and/or Any unwashed incel. Usually Basement dwelling, lurks on Social media to tell you your Waifu is trash while simultaneously humping cartoon pony pillows.

“So I heard Scotty got thrown outta his moms place after she caught him using her credit card for onlyfans while dressed like Rainbow dash, what A Simpbeard“

Simpbeard by Fadoodl3 July 23, 2021

Simpbeard 

Neckbeard Incel sub-type. A basement dwelling, Social media lurker. Highly inflated sense of self worth, overly aggressive opinions of their perfect waifus. Thinks your waifu is trash. Probably a Brony.

“Damn, Bryan hasn’t left his moms house since resident evil 8 came out. He’s simping so hard for that Vampire chick he hasn’t shaved in months” “I know right? That Simpbeard will never get laid at this point”

Simpbeard by Fadoodl3 July 23, 2021

Simptard 

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.

Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--

Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020

SimpTard 

A simp who is also retarded

"You're such a simptard"- karen

SimpTard by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020

simphead23

Best tiktoker to exist

“Simphead23 posted this awesome video today!! Did you check it out???”

simphead23 by Grellsrubyslippers June 2, 2021

Simptard 

When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)

Omg look Liam is being a simptard

Simptard by Cracked mom October 5, 2021

Simptard 

A person who simps so hard it can be considered a form of retardation.

Matthew won't shut the fuck about bitches it's all he talks about. Total simptard!

Simptard by GiddyFuck January 13, 2022