Simpbeard

A Simp with a neckbeard, Cuck and/or Any unwashed incel. Usually Basement dwelling, lurks on Social media to tell you your Waifu is trash while simultaneously humping cartoon pony pillows.

“So I heard Scotty got thrown outta his moms place after she caught him using her credit card for onlyfans while dressed like Rainbow dash, what A Simpbeard“

Simpbeard by Fadoodl3 July 23, 2021

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Simpbeard

Neckbeard Incel sub-type. A basement dwelling, Social media lurker. Highly inflated sense of self worth, overly aggressive opinions of their perfect waifus. Thinks your waifu is trash. Probably a Brony.

“Damn, Bryan hasn’t left his moms house since resident evil 8 came out. He’s simping so hard for that Vampire chick he hasn’t shaved in months” “I know right? That Simpbeard will never get laid at this point”

Simpbeard by Fadoodl3 July 23, 2021

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Simptard

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.

Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--

Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020