A Simp with a neckbeard, Cuck and/or Any unwashed incel. Usually Basement dwelling, lurks on Social media to tell you your Waifu is trash while simultaneously humping cartoon pony pillows.
“So I heard Scotty got thrown outta his moms place after she caught him using her credit card for onlyfans while dressed like Rainbow dash, what A Simpbeard“
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Get the Simpbeard mug.Neckbeard Incel sub-type. A basement dwelling, Social media lurker. Highly inflated sense of self worth, overly aggressive opinions of their perfect waifus. Thinks your waifu is trash. Probably a Brony.
“Damn, Bryan hasn’t left his moms house since resident evil 8 came out. He’s simping so hard for that Vampire chick he hasn’t shaved in months” “I know right? That Simpbeard will never get laid at this point”
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Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
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