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44. mother of three. blonde. owns a volvo. annoying as hell. wears acrylics 24/7. currently at your workplace speaking to your manager.
watch out for fkn karen. MID AGED WHITE WOMEN WITH BOB CUTS ARE NOT TO BE SPOKEN TO IN ANY SORT OF TONE.
by Cody Kolodziejzyk March 18, 2018
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typically never a name given to a baby but somehow karen always turns up asking to see the manager
Karen "i would like to speak to the manager"

manager "is your name karen"
by richl8uis March 13, 2018
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Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.
by Viktor Trujillo October 18, 2006
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Karen is a kid stealing feminist threat to all men, she originally got married to John and divorced him, “legally” taking the kids but really, the judge was her fiancé later to be divorced (big suprise? 🙄) Karen is mean spirited and really doesn’t love the kids, she’s torturing everyone around her
Karen: Ah ha ha!
John: ?
Karen: I’ve got *your* kids
John: cries*
by @nutpost on Instagram January 02, 2019
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Karen is a girl beautiful inside and out, they know how to make your day just being a complete sweetheart. Their one of those types of people, you can see yourself being friends with a long time. They consider to be one of your best friends. Karens usually know how to get down on the dance floor. Their in love with music. They care a lot about other people no matter how much someone hurts them. They do their best to make everyone happy. Stronger than a lot of people. They have the biggest heart out there. Even if their days are going bad along with yours, they'll still find in their hearts to somehow be there for you. Karens are just plain wonderful. Their true friends, hard to find.
Dang, look at Karen get low to Justin Bieber.
Karen is Beautiful!
Geezzzuss, Karen damn ;)
by 5/31 June 07, 2011
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She's perfect. Stronger than most people. Independent because she knows what she's worth. Totally broken but yet such a happy person. She's loving and caring towards her loved ones. She's mysterious. She gets angry and hell breaks loose. She is her biggest fear because she knows what she's capable of. Love her and she'll double the love for you.
She's different and a bit crazy huh?
She's just perfect, I want a Karen.
by Kebren Padilliux November 03, 2013
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