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to go through ones belongings in order to find an instrument that would help in personal masturbation
i hope you werent going through ones belongings in order to find an instrument that would help in personal masturbation.....you siffet you
siffet by chodeslayer December 17, 2003
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sifflette 

a manoeuvre done with 2 people and a lit joint. one holds the joint in his mouth, BURNING END IN, and seals his lips around it, and blows air through the joint. the other person sucks the smoke out of the unlit end coming out of the 1st person's mouth.
giving a sifflette's a great way to hit on someone when getting high; just make sure you dont burn the inside of yer mouth.
sifflette by minghi April 26, 2003
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Sifferent 

When you can relate to something but its different from what you can relate to (not totally relating to something)
We are very sifferent I think it's best this way.
Sifferent by Nameschad March 30, 2021
possible origination from Australia.

except this mean "as if not"
"siffnt go to the zoo"
or
"sifnt live in tasmania"
siffnt by poopooman March 20, 2005

Sirfetched 

adjective
1. Believable, likely to happen
2. A possible outcome
3. A convenience

The polar opposite of farfetched.
1. That was a very sirfetched story he told.
2. This wiki is used by everyone because it is very reliable and sirfetched.
3. I can use this rock as a paperweight: how sirfetched.
Sirfetched by DCDarksky December 30, 2019

sifferent 

When you meet a SIF (Secret Internet Fatty) in real life and they look different from all the pictures they've sent you.
"Oh...you look sifferent from your profile pic."
sifferent by good worker bee February 14, 2013

suffetious

A combination of the words sufficient and facetious.
Jill's humorous remarks to Jack lacked just the right amount of serious intent that he considered them suffetious (sufficiently facetious).
suffetious by Stephan Thomas White August 31, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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