paperweight 

A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.

"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."

paperweight by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

paperweight 

When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.

JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah

paperweight by MrFeeney October 4, 2008

paperweight 

noun

A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.

A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.

Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.

paperweight by Emre August 13, 2004

Paperweight 

When you take a monster sized shit on a coworkers desk.

It is similar to a cargoyle.

Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away

Paperweight by ThatGuy19120382018317 January 25, 2011

paperweight 

See Macintosh or PS3

This mac is the best paperweight $5000 can buy...

paperweight by Darkv1 April 27, 2007

Paperweight 

Refers to the less attractive person in the relationship.

I can’t believe Mimi is with David - he’s so the paperweight in the relationship.

Paperweight by BootyInspector February 6, 2018

paperweight 

1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment

2. a serious student

The printer turned out to be a paperweight.

paperweight by The return of Light Joker January 21, 2011