paperweight

A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.
"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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paperweight

When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.
JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah
by MrFeeney October 04, 2008
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paperweight

noun

A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.

A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.
Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.
by Emre August 13, 2004
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paperweight

This mac is the best paperweight $5000 can buy...
by Darkv1 April 27, 2007
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paperweight

1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment

2. a serious student
by The return of Light Joker January 21, 2011
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Paperweight

When you take a monster sized shit on a coworkers desk.

It is similar to a cargoyle.
Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away
by ThatGuy19120382018317 January 25, 2011
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Paperweight

I can’t believe Mimi is with David - he’s so the paperweight in the relationship.
by BootyInspector February 06, 2018
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