by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.
JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah
by MrFeeney October 04, 2008

noun
A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.
A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.
A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.
A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.
Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.
by Emre August 13, 2004

by Darkv1 April 27, 2007

by The return of Light Joker January 21, 2011

Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away
by ThatGuy19120382018317 January 25, 2011

by BootyInspector February 06, 2018
