tasmania

Small island, the most southerly state of Australia. Hobart is the capital city.

Little-known fact: Hobart is the second driest capital in Australia.
While we're in Australia, let's go visit Tasmania.
by davey_677 August 02, 2005
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A beautiful island off the south-east coast of the mainland of Australia. Some of these poofy mainland people need to grow up. EVERY Tasmanian you will find has just one head. The Tasmanians I have met besides being helpful and friendly have no need to shag sheep either dickheads. While I'm on the subject does anyone here mention the fact that some mainlanders shag dingoes? Let's leave that one, shall we, for fuck's sakes give it a bone. You people who carry on with this shit, are just a bunch of reetarts. the point is Tasmania is in a state of economic and cultural revival and any of you people who carry on with this two-heads, sheep-shagging and shit, need to get a fucking life!
by God I love this planet November 04, 2005
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The island of incest off the coast of Australia. All Tasmanians are related to each other.
"Why are you going to Tasmania?"
"Because my cousin is marrying my sister"
by Bel March 13, 2005
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A really cool fun place to be seen, Tasmania is the best state is Australia, come and visit our lush rainforests or our beautiful beaches, you will find yourself immersed in a land of history and boundless environmental splendour.
"Tasmania is really cool and i wouldn't want to live anywhere else, really really fun place to live, really cool, really really cool, best ever, best, just plain cool, the best cool infact, better than the best of the cool.
by Smith July 28, 2004
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When used with the word MAP (map of tasmania) it refers to a certain area of a female...
"While you're gone I will think of myself with captain jack sparrow...
THAT'S NOT A MAP...THIS IS A MAP"
by marn November 15, 2003
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Everyone on the mainland thinks tasmania is where two headed people live but we actually are normal - im not saying im proud to be tasmanian. Because i think its a hole too. Maybe some people are two headed and marry their family like ravo's but im not a ravo so its okay. Some oldies on the mainland and other places in the world think its a beautiful state but I really cant be fussed with trees and forests like whateva =P theres lots of trees and crap in tassie but theres also nice beaches so go the nice beaces.. i prefer the mainland by far but yer anyway ill stop waffling now and go! oh by the way it doesnt ALLWAYS rain in tassie =P
mainland person: tasmania is such a bogan state
me: no its okay but i prefer the mainland
by not.a.ravo May 30, 2005
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Bogans, cold, boring, slow, incestual
I was unfortunate enough to have endured several tiresome years in that shit hole. There are more bogans there per capita than a friggin footy match and more beaten up VL Commodores and VB cartons than a local worker's pub. Not to mention the fact that everyone is related and the fact that its cold and anyone'll do doesn't stop people from fucking their sisters. If there's any normal Tasmanians left GET OUT while you still can!
Tasmania shitty one day and crappier and incestual then next.
by Mark Antony September 23, 2007
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