shwerp

1. Human or animal feces

2. Acronym for the Society of Human Waste Elimination and Recycling Professionals, a fictional (for now) organization dedicated to the study and engineering of you-know-what.

I stepped in a pile of shwerp down on Broadway.

by Unc. T March 27, 2012

Sherp

When you flatulate while taking a bath and have an unfortunate, incidental release of a little soft serve stool. Leaving one scrambling to escape their own filth.

I was relaxing in a nice hot bath today when I did a sherp. It was horrible. It went all brown real quick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Shwerpy

The name of someone who breaks promises.

I hate shwerpy

by I Live in a Box June 24, 2018

schwerpin

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

by The Schwerper February 24, 2008

shweeping

a. A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During a shweep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming.

b. A period of this form of rest.

c. A state of inactivity resembling or suggesting sleep; unconsciousness, dormancy, hibernation, or death.

Gregory didn't go to the Ceeps because he was shweeping.

by benjamindickie May 31, 2010

carrying the sherpa

acting without a proper plan to execute

you can't climb the Everest, carrying the sherpa. you need a solid and safe route to conquer.

by kelamist September 26, 2018

shmerp

Shmerp is a verb/noun/adjective/adverb/ and can take the place of any word in the English Language.

“I totally Shmerped that guys computer screen!”
"Shut the Shmerp up!!!"

by speed44558800 October 10, 2014