shmerp
shmerp by speed44558800 October 10, 2014
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Herp 'n' shmerp
1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.
see thingy, thing.
2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.
other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.
see thingy, thing.
2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.
other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.
Herp 'n' shmerp by lordcheesness May 28, 2013
Sherp
When you flatulate while taking a bath and have an unfortunate, incidental release of a little soft serve stool. Leaving one scrambling to escape their own filth.
I was relaxing in a nice hot bath today when I did a sherp. It was horrible. It went all brown real quick.
Sherp by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
shmergle
shmerm
blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.
"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."
"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."
"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."
shmerm by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008
carrying the sherpa
carrying the sherpa by kelamist September 26, 2018
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