by blooch February 22, 2005
Get the shwede mug.The summarized recreation of popular pop-culture films using limited budgets and a camcorder. The process is called sweding. Upon completion the film has been Sweded.
Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.
Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.
by Annastacia March 16, 2008
Get the Sweded mug.A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016
Get the Swindling Swede mug.a. A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During a shweep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming.
b. A period of this form of rest.
c. A state of inactivity resembling or suggesting sleep; unconsciousness, dormancy, hibernation, or death.
b. A period of this form of rest.
c. A state of inactivity resembling or suggesting sleep; unconsciousness, dormancy, hibernation, or death.
by benjamindickie May 31, 2010
Get the shweeping mug.1. A person that is a citizen of Sweden, or is from there. (by bloodline at least.)
Swedish people are extremely tolerant, they are great drinking buddies and love to swim in the summer.
one of the best Aircraft are from Sweden, and we have great car companys such as Volvo and SAAB. (Volvo is owned by Ford.)
There are alot of hot women in Sweden, if you find a Blonde woman with blue eyes speaking in a Northern European accent, shes probably a Swede or from Norway.
In Sweden, Education is free aswell. thats why we have so many immigrants moving here. public schooling is free along with university, so if you want to get a university but dont have enough money to do so, just come to Sweden and we'll get you a degree! but you still have to do good in school though.
Swedish people are extremely tolerant, they are great drinking buddies and love to swim in the summer.
one of the best Aircraft are from Sweden, and we have great car companys such as Volvo and SAAB. (Volvo is owned by Ford.)
There are alot of hot women in Sweden, if you find a Blonde woman with blue eyes speaking in a Northern European accent, shes probably a Swede or from Norway.
In Sweden, Education is free aswell. thats why we have so many immigrants moving here. public schooling is free along with university, so if you want to get a university but dont have enough money to do so, just come to Sweden and we'll get you a degree! but you still have to do good in school though.
French tourist: AH merde! you crashed in moi bicyclette!
average Swede: Oh, I am sorry! I did not me to.
French tourist: Merde! I fucked your mother!
Average Swede: Oh, really? why, My mom has not have had much of a sex life lately. First I thought you where mad at me and now you come up with this wonderful message! thank you!
French tourist: ...
average Swede: Oh, I am sorry! I did not me to.
French tourist: Merde! I fucked your mother!
Average Swede: Oh, really? why, My mom has not have had much of a sex life lately. First I thought you where mad at me and now you come up with this wonderful message! thank you!
French tourist: ...
by Flådig Man February 22, 2021
Get the Swede mug.An ardent admirer of Swedish technological and cultural acheivements and perhaps a more appropiate/inappropiate descripiton when compared to usage for other nations.Canadaphile
The Swedish provision of healthcare by local authorities has a lot to teach those that prefer national systems. I am a Swedeaphile on this subject.
(Birkbeck College, 2003)
(Birkbeck College, 2003)
by R.Jones December 9, 2008
Get the Swedeaphile mug.sheesha (also known as hooka) with a some good weed generously sprinkled on top, preferable kush or white widow. Smoked for some sublime chill times.
Pri: duuuuude i really want some shweed tonight
Gwyn: K, what flavor sheesha you want? Double apple?
Pri: I don't care man, i just wanna use my white widow in a delicious way tonight.
Gwyn: K, what flavor sheesha you want? Double apple?
Pri: I don't care man, i just wanna use my white widow in a delicious way tonight.
by PriG November 13, 2010
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