Shweef 

The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.

"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."

Shweef by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

shweef 

when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky

girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?

girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef

shweef by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

Shweef 

The action of a female when they excrete (shit) and toot (quweef) at the same time.

Holy heck she can shweef

Shweef by bigborris69 October 11, 2021

shweef 

when a girl thinks that she is just goin to queef but to her dismay she shits too

haha, jackie just let a shweef go!

shweef by gurchyboy December 8, 2007

Shweef 

To shart and queef at the same time.

Guy: Bruh! What the fuck is on your shorts?
Girl: I was camping and shweefed, but had no tp.

Shweef by TheRealOneJames July 9, 2016

Shweef 

When you qweef and shit at the same time.

Dude, she just shweefed in my mouth.

Shweef by Shweefdaddy420 June 12, 2022

blood shweef 

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.

"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."

blood shweef by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010