A shining beacon of freedom and progress, located in the chilly northern parts of Europe. Neighbour to Denmark, Norway and Finland, and often confused with at least one of them. Most Americans cannot distinguish Sweden from the mountain nation of Switzerland.

Famous for not only its a large population of very blonde and beautiful women, but also its history of Vikings, the music of partly forgotten bands like Abba and very high taxes. Under the government of the social democrats, Sweden has the highest tax rate in the world. The corruption is nearly non-existant and the population is well-educated, better than the average European or American citizen. There is no country in the world where atheism is better established than in Sweden, and the Swedish church, unlike the churches in many other countries, has little real power or influence. Sweden is also the most equal country in the world, gender-wise.

An overwhelming majority of Swedes surf the web. Although home to a relatively small part of the world (9 million), Sweden still manages to produce people and projects of great initiative and ingenuity. One of these projets is The Pirate Bay, the worlds largest BitTorrent tracker site. Another Swedish project is the famous KaZaA, a peer-to-peer fileshare client. Sweden also produces a lot of good gamers, not seldom seen leading the worldwide scoreboards. Sweden is also home to the Nobel Prize committee and host of the majority of Nobel Prizes.

Famous Swedish words in the English language are "smorgasbord", "tungsten" and "ombudsman". Famous Swedish people are Peter Stormare, Ingrid Bergman, Ingemar Bergman, Stellan Skarsgård, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Alfred Nobel.
- What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- What?
- What country you from?
- Sweden!
- Sweden ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Sweden?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!
by Xschtar January 12, 2006
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sweden looks like a dick on maps (with finland being the ballsack)
i put my fat sweden in her italian cat bro
by 4fucksake August 14, 2018
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land of the sexiest accent in the world!!
Bjorn: i'm from sweden and i have swedish accent!
Mary: oh, how sexy!!!
by girlechick June 28, 2007
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9 millions inhabitants, slightly smaller than California and France. Easily the best country in the world. Original home of PirateBay, ThatAnnoyingThing, Victoria Silvstedt, In Flames, Opeth, ABBA, Ericsson, Volvo, SAAB, Björn Borg, Fäbojäntan, Sven-Göran Ericsson, Zlatan and myself. But I live in Ireland now. FU. You need 4.5 years of education to sell ice cream in Sweden.

The people are tall and usually NOT blonde! All Swedes are interested in surfing internet, except the stupid people, all of them become politicians. The country is secretly run by the charismatic King Carl Gustaf Bernadotte the XVI, who has two HAWT daughters.

Sweden has not been in a war for 200 years, mainly because Hitl3r liked us and wanted to use Sweden's iron for fortified cereals and railroads to attack Finland and Norway.

Since Sweden has the most developed internet access combined liberal regulations we probably have the most pr0n in the world.
sweden r0xx0r my b0XX0r
by kukenerik July 23, 2006
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A country full of communists and socialists. If you tell the truth, people call you a nazi.

Also the country with the highest taxes in the world. The people are held hostage by the Social "Democratic" governments fag ass economical policy. The high taxes and gas prices (over $6 per gallon) has resulted in a high unemployment rate of about 25%, those lazy ass people are sitting around all day living on other people's tax money.

This definition was written by me, a Swede living in the USA.
Only communists and slackers wants to live in SWEDEN.
by Olov April 10, 2005
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Sweden is basically hell on earth. The country is cheap, so is the population. Swedes generally smell bad, as they like to follow their primitive viking traditions and bath anually. Swedes are not as good looking as their neighboers from Norway and Finland.

They all have fucking bad music taste - all of them wake up to Abba and go to bed with Aqua.
- Look at that fag!

- Oh, he's probably from Sweden.

- Attention, passengers, we are having a emergency landing in Sweden. From there on, you will get a train trip to Norway, all expenses paid.
- Oh fuck, not Sweden*suicide*
by Trolldeig January 17, 2011
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The home of the vikings. Have in the past time, governed (0wn3d)Finland, Denmark and Norway. Have always been ahead in development.
The swedish men are tall and strong, because they have to protect their beautiful women from annoying ppl from the other scandinavian countries.
''Sweden totally kick the other scandinavian countries asses in football/soccer''
''Not only that, in every sport! Even everything''
by Quorthon March 16, 2007
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