shuum

To spontaneously shit and cum at the same time whether it be in the bed with your mate, or sitting on the seat of a toilet. Regardless your going to need some toilet paper.

“Hey man have you seen greg?”
“Yeah, he’s busy shuuming in the restroom right now”

by Locador September 20, 2021

shmumble

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying

McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

by Alexaisastupidnigger June 7, 2016

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

Shmum

Often used when regarding something similar to that of ‘stupid’ .However it can be used in many different circumstances and is highly based on the context it’s used in

It’s so shmum that you got banned from PS4

by Kys.jk December 20, 2020

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

shtummer

A person who is told to keep "shtum" (quiet) but continues talking shit regardless

What a shtummer that uri really is. We told him he's full of shit but he won't keep shtum

by Pale Orc April 4, 2015