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Shtuppalotopuss 

(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.

(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!
Shtuppalotopuss by Phuqit October 20, 2011

mad ugly kid shutup 

When some headass boi tries to cook your shit but you come back with some heat
“Wtf ya mad ugly kid shutup. You headass mofucker “
mad ugly kid shutup by IH8Men69420 February 18, 2018

shtupping 

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?
shtupping by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004

shutupskiddie 

It means “Shut Up Skiddie.”

This means someone is a skid and should shut up (aka script kiddie). They are bratty kids that get enraged over the internet. To express their anger they normally become shitty “hackers.” By “hacking,” it actually means copying scripts from the internet to try to hit people offline. Most of the time, they will beg others for help because skids don’t know anything about running scripts. In the end they get hacked because they downloaded viruses. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.
“I’m an edgy smart hacker that can fry your router.” - Skid

“Shutupskiddie LOL”
shutupskiddie by shiapure December 19, 2021

wont-shutup-a-saurus 

A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).
Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.

shutupandkeepshuttingup 

1. What you tell a person who is always blabbing about everything and nothing!

2. Wise instructions to someone who is talking nonsense.

3. When Sandy starts running her yap, Robert needs to remind her to shutupandkeepshutting up so he can think straight.
When Sandy started telling Robert what he needed to do he told her to shutupandkeepshuttingup!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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