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Shtuppalotopuss 

(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.

(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!
Shtuppalotopuss by Phuqit October 20, 2011

shutupandkeepshuttingup 

1. What you tell a person who is always blabbing about everything and nothing!

2. Wise instructions to someone who is talking nonsense.

3. When Sandy starts running her yap, Robert needs to remind her to shutupandkeepshutting up so he can think straight.
When Sandy started telling Robert what he needed to do he told her to shutupandkeepshuttingup!

shutuppayouface 

the act of telling someone to be quiet because they have diaherrea of the mouth.
Why are you talking shit? Shutuppayouface!

shut uppa you face

Italian mob slang for Shut Your Face or Shut Your Lips.
While breaking the legs of a business associate, Two-tonne Tony was begged to reconsider his actions, to which he replied "You shut uppa you face."
shut uppa you face by SuperMuggins October 13, 2006

Shutupdate

When someone informs or updates you on a situation that you have no interest in, is incredibly boring, or could care less about. Hopefully they take the hint and stop bringing it up.
Bob: Hey Mike, me and Judy decided we are going to go with leather when we order our new Mustang.

Mike: Thanks for the shutupdate Bob.
Shutupdate by BigLerm October 8, 2009

shutuppl 

A lazy and short way for saying shutup ppl. Generally used to silence audiences.
When i was doing a lab with my cohorts they wouldn't stop messing around so i typed "shutuppl" so they knew i meant buisness.
shutuppl by depender March 4, 2016