illEATurHARTout's definitions

Austin, TX

The capital of Texas, in the south-central part of the state. Austin was selected as the capital of the Republic of Texas in 1839 and became the permanent capital of the state of Texas in 1870. The main campus of the University of Texas (established 1881) is here.

Person 1: Hey, did you know Austin is the capital of Texas?
Person 2: Naw man, I suck at names!

by illEATurHARTout March 25, 2004

iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

Hallux

First digit on the foot: the big toe on the human foot, or the first digit on the hind foot of some mammals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians (technical)

The ballerina had her hallux insured for $10 million!

by illEATurHARTout March 23, 2004

flab itch

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.

Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.

by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

boob tube

A slang term for television.

“Parents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tube” (David Owen)

by illEATurHARTout April 13, 2004

cum grano salis

'with a grain of salt'; with caution or incredulity.

Nathan exaggerates so often that I take everything he says cum grano salis.

by illEATurHARTout March 9, 2004

blue-collar

Of or relating to wage earners, especially as a class, whose jobs are performed in work clothes and often involve manual labor.

Have you seen Jeff Foxworthy's "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour"? It is hilarious! I nearly wet my pants laughing so hard!

by illEATurHARTout April 6, 2004