illEATurHARTout's definitions

buns to guns

When guys sleep in the same bed.

Ever since Jack started to redesign his bedroom, I've had to share my bed with him - we've been sleeping buns to guns.

by illEATurHARTout September 27, 2005

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

that's cool...

Much like heh, it's what people say when they are uninterested and/or bored by what you're talking about.

Can be shortened to just "cool...".

Girl: And this weekend the girls and we went shopping, got our pedicures done, and saw a movie!
Guy: uh-huh... that's cool...

by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

flab itch

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.

Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.

by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

I-don't-care-ican

An American that is completely apathetic as to what is going on in the US of A.

"I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another I don't care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American"
-Franco Un-American by NOFX

by illEATurHARTout May 27, 2005

iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

orgasm

n.
1) The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.

2) A similar point of intensity of emotional excitement.

intr.v.
To experience an orgasm.

Many women — about one out of three — have trouble reaching orgasm when having sex with a partner. Most women experience orgasm through clitoral stimulation rather than through vaginal penetration. So if a woman is having difficulty reaching orgasm, she may want to try clitoral stimulation during, before, or after vaginal intercourse and oral sex to have an orgasm. Keep in mind, every woman's body responds differently to various kinds of sex play. Each woman has different preferences for the ways in which her clitoris is stimulated.

by illEATurHARTout July 6, 2004