Definitions by illEATurHARTout

Otiose 

1. not effective: with no useful result or practical purpose"
2. worthless: with little or no value
3. lazy: unwilling or uninterested in working or being active (archaic)

Will e-mail render traditional letter writing otiose? Let's hope not.

Otiose by illEATurHARTout June 27, 2006

iam sofa king we todd it 

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

iam sofa king we todd it by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

buns to guns

When guys sleep in the same bed.

Ever since Jack started to redesign his bedroom, I've had to share my bed with him - we've been sleeping buns to guns.

buns to guns by illEATurHARTout September 27, 2005

I-don't-care-ican 

An American that is completely apathetic as to what is going on in the US of A.

"I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another I don't care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American"
-Franco Un-American by NOFX

I-don't-care-ican by illEATurHARTout May 27, 2005

that's cool... 

Much like heh, it's what people say when they are uninterested and/or bored by what you're talking about.

Can be shortened to just "cool...".

Girl: And this weekend the girls and we went shopping, got our pedicures done, and saw a movie!
Guy: uh-huh... that's cool...

that's cool... by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

flab itch 

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.

Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.

flab itch by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

linoleum polisher 

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

linoleum polisher by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005