shurnt

When you tell everyone you are going to get turnt but do not follow through

Guys, I got shurnt last night.

by ephung September 23, 2017

shuntaro

Shuntaros are mythical creatures usually found in mystical rooms known as “E.S.L” . These creatures love conversations and also enjoy flying to the moon for 3 cheese. It’s recomended that when you make Shuntaro sad,to immediately evacuate the area,as Shuntaros always have onions in their pockets to instantly start causing guilt.

“A wild Shuntaro has appeared!” -Luke Y

by Punny boi March 27, 2018

slurnt

When one becomes so turnt that they begin to slur their words. Slurring + turnt = slurnt.

Did you hear Andy talking tonight at the bar? Bish was so slurnt!

by Abrownkc May 17, 2019

shit shunter

A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.

-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."

by Bob Sometimes September 6, 2004

munter-shunter

A man who generally engages in sexual intercourse with really ugly women. They are usually only a step up from prison bitches.

Jesus, that Dave's a proper munter-shunter. She looks like a two day old kebab, and smells like it too.

by El burro loco naranja. December 27, 2003

cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.

1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Alex totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.

by IAmTheOne December 9, 2008

Salvatore Shurtzverscins

Inventor of the “shirts vs skins” competition concept. Created after several hilarious mishaps with passing the ball to the wrong team.

“Hey Pax I don’t reminder who is on our team”
“It’s all the guys with their shirts off bro, thanks to Salvatore Shurtzverscins”

by Big jenk July 6, 2021