shumph

a diety

man you are like a shumph

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Shumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shumpkin

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Smumph

1. Used when you are comfy
2. Used when you are angry
3. Used when you are horny

1. I am comfy smumph!
2. I am grumpy smumph!
3. I'm gonna smumph her so hard!

by Dabros2345 July 4, 2017

slumph

utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a big session.
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep

what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing

its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all

by mickeybubble July 15, 2011

shumshumschilpiddydah

One of many catchphrase on the show "Rick and Morty" which is amazing btw..

This word has a disturbing meaning,
It means to kill everything in the end, it also means party like an animal, choose one, I couldn't give a fuck, wubalubadubdub

And that's why I always say Shumshumschilpiddydah !

by AwwFFS April 19, 2017

Shumuhnuhnyuh

Whatever a human being's brain needs the definition to be.

Shumuhnuhnyuh Woman!

by Shumuhnuhnyuh January 14, 2015