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Scumph is the nasty yellow residue of something. For example the yellow stuff on the cigarette filter after it's been smoked. Or the yellow stuff that comes out of your ear when it hasn't been cleaned in a while. Anything dirty, sticky, yellow and that is a residue of something could basically be called scumph.
"You got some scumph in your ear... man c'mon clean that up"
"I need to get all the scumph off the floor before my parents come back"
scumph by paolo and justin April 14, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
The accumulation of goop surrounding ones buss
Have you seen Chris?
Yea I think he washing the scumph from his BUSS
Scumph by ChristianLG June 1, 2021
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Extremely dirty, showing lack of civilization, uncultured and not understanding the social norm.
They were so SCUMPY because they lived in a rabbit hole and only sat in their dwelling studying.
Scumpy by Toll the Troll June 6, 2018

Scumpunks 

Trailer trolls who like dirty drugs and sleeman; you can identify their nests by finding wolf or lion blankets hanging in their trailer or car windows (whichever one they are staying in for the night); they also often stink.
- I use to like Tibbs, but then he started hanging out with a bunch of scumpunks.

- Mann one of those dirty dinks had a bloody handprint for a week living in his trailer trash and Tibbs would just chill there; I guess he's part of the scummerhood now...
A person who generally has poor hygiene and doesn't present his or herself well.
Guy 1: How was the party?
Guy 2: It was great until the fucking scumpa chicks showed up.
scumpa by Atlas47 April 28, 2009
A person of poor hygiene and typically have a low class attitude. Often found in the slums of a town. They have little self-respect nor respect for others and are usually very rude. The new way to call somebody a Scumbag. This term originated in Winchendon, Massachusetts.
Ben: That kid kind of smells and is always so rude to me.
Holly: That's because he is a scumpa.
scumpa by rspence November 9, 2010

Scumwhore 

A Scumwhore is a woman which holds no values above her own instant satisfaction. The scumwhore will lie, cheat and steal you blind at first opportunity. A scumwhore is often undiagnosed, but if she was to consult professional medical staff, she would often qualify for a diagnosis relating to dyssocial functioning, for example a narcisstic or psycopathic personality.

A female social parasite that holds zero moral qualities
"I was looking for a female escort to accompany me for dinner, but all I could find was these scumwhores crawling the street looking for a quick fix"

A junkie street hooker often qualifies as a scumwhore
Scumwhore by Twin_Peaks December 30, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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