Smumph
Smumph by Dabros2345 July 4, 2017
Words you can keep
Smumph
n. When one consumes so much sperm that their mucus is turned into semen itself or a slut that gives too many blow jobs and the spit or mucus in their mouths is turned into sperm.
Smumpy
Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!
Smumpy by TikTok @brycefurey February 25, 2020
Smurph
A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.
This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.
Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.
This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.
Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.
Smurph by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012
smutphone
smutphone by Clarebear81 March 5, 2011
slumph
utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a big session.
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep
what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing
its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all
not a lot mate, just slumphing
its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all
slumph by mickeybubble July 15, 2011
stumph
-Last name of the one and only Patrick Martin Stump.
-Changed the ending of his name to *Stump* to avoid confusion of the pronunciation.
-Born April 27th, 1984
-Originally a drummer
-Has a range like no motha fucker knows according to Patrick himself! lol
-One of the sexiest men alive today.
-Extremely talented.
-Trademark:Hats, all the time, everyday of his life. You will never see him alive without a hat on.
-At one point he was vegetarian.
-Belongs to the illustrious band Fall Out Boy.
-Is a producer.
By:Mrs.Stump
Patrick Stump
-Changed the ending of his name to *Stump* to avoid confusion of the pronunciation.
-Born April 27th, 1984
-Originally a drummer
-Has a range like no motha fucker knows according to Patrick himself! lol
-One of the sexiest men alive today.
-Extremely talented.
-Trademark:Hats, all the time, everyday of his life. You will never see him alive without a hat on.
-At one point he was vegetarian.
-Belongs to the illustrious band Fall Out Boy.
-Is a producer.
By:Mrs.Stump
Patrick Stump
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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