n. When one consumes so much sperm that their mucus is turned into semen itself or a slut that gives too many blow jobs and the spit or mucus in their mouths is turned into sperm.
Clay- Dude did you see that chick her spit was so white!
Phil- Yeah she is a total smumph, but i'm gettin' in that tonight bro.
Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!
Ex one: That car ride was smumpy.
Ex two: (noun) looks smumpy.
A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.
This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.
Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.
Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"
utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a bigsession.
not caring about thing slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep
what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing
its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all