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1. Used when you are comfy
2. Used when you are angry
3. Used when you are horny
1. I am comfy smumph!
2. I am grumpy smumph!
3. I'm gonna smumph her so hard!
by Dabros2345 July 04, 2017
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n. When one consumes so much sperm that their mucus is turned into semen itself or a slut that gives too many blow jobs and the spit or mucus in their mouths is turned into sperm.
Clay- Dude did you see that chick her spit was so white!

Phil- Yeah she is a total smumph, but i'm gettin' in that tonight bro.

Clay- I already did
by tman8777 June 17, 2012
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