Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

Shumper

A Shumper is a Jumper that has a fake shirt beneath it - Normally suited to a V-Neck style jumper.

"Phil ? Is that a new jumper you got there ?"

"Nope, it's a new Shumper !!"

by Phil Longman March 28, 2008

iman shumpert

new york knick player who has the potential to be better than lebrown

iman shumpert

tore his acl like derrick rose being like a true pro

by KNicks fan fa life August 7, 2012

Shumper

Tariq Tamuji decides that Shumpers are the way forward. It's a hybrid of a jumper and a shirt. essentially a fake shirt collar under a jumper.

Shumper.Available at burtons apparently.

by alidriver November 6, 2010

Shumper

A shirt and a jumper combined in one garment worn mainly on men

If you are hot take off your jumper - I can't it's a shumper

by Veggienomore December 21, 2009

Shumper

A jumper and a shirt in one. Defined as a thin jumper so as can be used as a shirt or a jumper.

Its washing day so I'm wearing my shumper.

by Vampyre September 5, 2004

Shumpert

A Shumpert is when a male is getting dome in a hot tub and farts, causing the weiner to pop out of the girls mouth. Shumpert.

Alex romantic evening was suddenly cut short when he let out a shumpert before the happy ending.

by ShNator January 19, 2010