Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

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Shumper

A Shumper is a Jumper that has a fake shirt beneath it - Normally suited to a V-Neck style jumper.

"Phil ? Is that a new jumper you got there ?"

"Nope, it's a new Shumper !!"

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Tariq Tamuji decides that Shumpers are the way forward. It's a hybrid of a jumper and a shirt. essentially a fake shirt collar under a jumper.

Shumper by alidriver November 6, 2010

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A shirt and a jumper combined in one garment worn mainly on men

If you are hot take off your jumper - I can't it's a shumper

Shumper by Veggienomore December 21, 2009

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A jumper and a shirt in one. Defined as a thin jumper so as can be used as a shirt or a jumper.

Its washing day so I'm wearing my shumper.

Shumper by Vampyre September 5, 2004

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A Shumpert is when a male is getting dome in a hot tub and farts, causing the weiner to pop out of the girls mouth. Shumpert.

Alex romantic evening was suddenly cut short when he let out a shumpert before the happy ending.

Shumpert by ShNator January 19, 2010

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