Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an artform.
When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.
A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.
Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”
Verb:
Sallying is a unique art branched off of sexting. It is romantic, courteous, and poetic; yet it remains sexy and energetic. Sallying can be fulfilled through text or over the phone. For best results, sexy photos of one another can be included.
Example 1:
Peter: "Dude, I heard you were sallying that babe yesterday! Did she send you a sally back??"
Tyrone: "Yeah, man. I've never been so horny in my life! I even got this sexy picture of her!"
Example 2: My girlfriend sent me this sally. She's so pro.
Now that our bodies would be closely pressed against one another, our breathing would start to get heavy, and the room would suddenly appear a lot warmer. As if per instinct, our bodies would then start to move against each other, in an unspoken yet mutually perceived rhythm. By this point, our heavy breathing would then turn to short sighs.
When one gets hammered drunk before dark and passes out for a minimum of 10 hours, therefore not participating in the festivities of the night.
Yelling, screaming and clapping for one's favorite sports team, regardless of where one is watching the game, showing a clear disregard for those around him, who may or may not be sleeping.
Cooking extremely delicious food on a nightly basis.
Chris got drunk by the pool in Vegas and was Shulling by 3 pm
Chris was watching the Yankees earlier and was Shulling so loud I could barely hear myself think.
Man am I baked, you gonna go Shulling any time soon?
Frenchslang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, foodfeels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.