Shelleying

Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an art form.

When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.

A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”

Shelleying by Lancaster's Second Finest March 15, 2019

Shelleying

A didssapointing

Nhi autocorrection is shelleying on her

Shelleying by Therapsaurus October 5, 2022

Shelleying

A dissapointing

Nhi autocorrection is shelleying on her

Shelleying by Therapsaurus October 5, 2022

Shellings 

recognition a di most hype ting i.e.: tune, sound, artist, event,

SHELLINGS!!!", new Riddim from yard!!!

Shellings by denverbanton July 21, 2011

Shelleyanne 

Most Beautiful girl in the world that can turn a bad day into a good one. She has the powers to make you think about her non-stop throughout your day. Also can makes you sick with love and would do anything to please you and help anybody that needs it. One of the best things to have in your life to cherish and protect no matter!

Do you know Shelleyanne? shes the best girl you could ever meet!

Shelleyanne has the best personalitie and is gorgeous to!

Shelleyanne by Spiggy January 3, 2013

shekleing 

when you shove as much food onto your fork as humanly (or should I say metaly) possible. specifically for when you use the back of the prongs, but can be used in any relatively similar context.

"why is Ryan putting so much on his fork?"
"don't mind him, he's always shekleing these days,"

shekleing by queerbastard November 19, 2020

Shelling 

Shelling is the removal of finished cigarette ends; ie cigerarette butt tobacco

Typically shelling is to supply the addict with a new cigarette using left over tobacco when a new packet is unaffordable to obtain.

Shelling usually occurs 1 to 2 days before government benefits or a low wage income has been received.

Simply “Shelling” is the removal of tobacco from a used cigarette.

The word Shell’s is used as a singular cigarette butt.

Andrew spent an hour shelling Tobacco from a days pavement sweeping.

“Hi John, I only have shells for our cigarettes tonight”

Shelling by pornzi May 6, 2020