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Buisness 

Like business, only smooother.
Me: Hey baby, let's get down to buisness if you nahmsain.
Ladyfriend: I like the way you smooth talk a girl!
Me: Let's get it on.
Buisness by smallypants April 13, 2009
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buisness 

also: business, bwiznis

questionable financial practice engaged in by the dun, often resulting in massive job cuts and/or multiple stockbroker suicides.
charles: fuckin hell, dun! how the fuck did you singlehandedly bankrupt the IMF?!

the dun: gosh... sorry charles.
buisness by bombis January 13, 2004

Buisness 

Business, but better, bigger, more supreme, and smarter. The modern way of spelling it.
I own a trafficking buisness.
Buisness by Penguins flying January 8, 2024

buisness time 

1.) A specific time for the act of mating.
(aka: sexual intercourse, doing the nasty, the horizontal tango, and/or generally having hot sex.)

"It's Wednesday, and do you know what that means?"
"Buisness time."
buisness time by Mosstache March 9, 2008

buisness chair 

the act in which two men start by getting on their backs,then proceed to get butt to butt, literally so close that these two guys are touching dicks side by side.
thus making it one dick like an "entity".
now the third person male or female now comes into play,then insert both dicks at the same time into the ass or puss.now once on and in position using your hands grabbing the ankles of the other two thus the "buissness chair" is born now "swivel" yourself about till climax is acheived.
tom asked if he would like to his buisness chair in action.
buisness chair by GROVESTOWN June 11, 2006

buisness in the paper 

To put someones buisness in the open where anyoneone can hear it and know it as if they are welcome to it and it were offered.
I don't want anyone to know that I'm out of the house,so if someone calls don't put my buisness in the paper.

buisness is boomin 

when you’re tryna get with/date someone and one of you makes a move and ur “relationship” starts to BOOM
“how’s buisness with that guy?” “buisness is BOOMIN’”
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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