shrtle

A female mix of shrek and a ninja turtle such as a large shrek faced woman

phill: "hey did you see that girl matt's datin?"

jake: "yeah shes a total shrtle dude"

shrtle by tcrack June 6, 2010

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

Shartles and James by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

shirtless shit 

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

shirtless shit by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

Shirtless old man 

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.

I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.

Shirtless old man by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020

Shirtless

The state of being naked from the waste up. Not wearing any form of clothing on the chest. Generally practiced only among males.

It is common to go shirtless at the beach.

Shirtless by L_TS September 24, 2009

Ah Shutless

Another word for fart.

Based on a scene from the movie, 'Foodfight' when one of the characters jumps up in the Villain's face and farts.

Person 1: Ew, Did you just Ah Shutless?

Person 2: Maybe.

Ah Shutless by Pope Yes Chim Ken November 28, 2021