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Shartled 

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart
Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants
Shartled by Alj0928 December 6, 2018

Shartled 

When you get spooked and end up violently shitting yourself
Randy: Dude I went home with a girl last night and she was sitting on my face, but her roommate walked in and she got scared and accidently shat on my face. It was so disgusting I couldn't believe it!
Bob: Dude calm down she just got shartled. Not like she did it on purpose.
Shartled by MyWordsAreWeird April 23, 2023
Then this car came out of nowhere. Shartled the daylights out of me, it did.
Shartled by Vit Shideos September 12, 2026

Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
Shartles and James by Shartilingus October 3, 2011
When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...
sharted by emma January 17, 2004
expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter
That guy over there has just sharted himself
sharted by Durferer June 14, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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