shplitz

Eruptive female orgasm following a violent pumping session resulting in a discharge of massive amounts of dolly fluids.

She can shplitz.
She is a shplitzer.

She shplitzed everywhere b

by Hoffsdaman January 11, 2014

Nigga Splitzz

A straight up fly mothafucker.

Who's dat wit all the ladies? That must be Nigga Splitzz!

by jtodara December 12, 2010

Shalitz

Another way of saying "shit"

Oh shalitz, I forgot my wallet!

by thegirlwhoreallylikesyou July 5, 2011

Splitzblue

A person who tends to be hated by the general people, often uses power inappropriately, and tends to want an active life but can't seem to find one. Said person also is relatively lonely.

That splitzblue just gave a warning for making a joke about him!

by Deltakip December 29, 2018

Shplotz

Noun: -

- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.

Verb: -

To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.

Adjective: -

Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.

Noun: -

Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.

Verb: -

Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.

Adjective: -

He is a shplotzy man.

by Pikaki May 30, 2019

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

schplitzer

a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.

A:The party last night was tight

B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.

A:My bad

by Straight Funky March 4, 2008