Shalitz

Another way of saying "shit"

Oh shalitz, I forgot my wallet!

by thegirlwhoreallylikesyou July 5, 2011

fu man shalit

A cross between Fu Manchu and Gene Shalit, a fu man shalit is a mustache that is similar in shape to a fu manchu mustache but instead of being thin and narrow it is bushy and full like the mustache worn by film critic Gene Shalit. Sometimes this results from somebody trying to wear a fu manchu style mustache but lacking the patience or skill to maintain it's slender shape.

Paul Teutul, Sr. from American Choppers has worn a fu man shalit for more than 40 years now.

by C. Elliot Lee September 22, 2013

Shalita

1. Shalita (proper noun)is a person who is artistic, graceful, and wise. She is fresh, refined, wild, innovative, enchanting, and ambitious. She is thoughtful. She is curious. She is a seeker of truth, enlightenment, and balance. The depth of her compassion is immeasurable. She is a survivalist- resourceful, stubbornly independent, and infallibly optimistic. A fierce and fearless lover, she is a screaming teapot of boiling passion. She is an anomaly of the urban persuasion.

2. Shalita (adj.) having intelligence, appropriateness, and modesty.

3. Shalita (adj.) an exhibition of an exceptional talent

1. Shalita's success in business and in the arts is only paled by her unmatched humanitarian efforts and activism on issues of global importance.

2. The movie star's gown was a shalita on the Red Carpet. It was sure to impress without going over the top.

3. The gymnast did a complete shalita with tens across the board, even from the Russian judge.

by Janeisbeingstalked February 4, 2010

Gene Shalit

Gene Shalit (born March 25, 1926) is a film and book critic. He has filled these roles on NBC's The Today Show since January 15, 1973. He is known for his frequent use of puns, his oversized handlebar moustache, and for wearing colorful bowties.

Also a reference to unkempt pubic hair.

She took her pants off and Gene Shalit was stuffed in her thong

by Mateo De Pantalones February 21, 2011

Shalize

Super pretty girl, very intelligent and athletic, HOT ASF, she so damn fine, she has the prettiest eyes!! She is so nice and sweet!! She is everyones goals!!

Shalize is so pretty!

by Vlaire November 3, 2016

shagitz

Yiddish word for a non-Jewish male.

For a shagitz, that guy sure knew a lot about Jewish culture.

by SamChowder July 20, 2009

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005