schplitzer 

a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.

A:The party last night was tight

B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.

A:My bad

schplitzer by Straight Funky March 4, 2008

schnitzer fritzed 

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

schlitter 

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter

shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter

schlitter by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019

schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.

"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."

schlitzkrieg by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004

schlitzed 

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

schlitzed by Anomaly July 12, 2005

AC-Schnitzer 

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars

AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs

AC-Schnitzer by slick rick April 15, 2005

Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

Anal Schplinter by Aaddam August 19, 2012