A person who tends to be hated by the general people, often uses power inappropriately, and tends to want an active life but can't seem to find one. Said person also is relatively lonely.

That splitzblue just gave a warning for making a joke about him!

Splitzblue by Deltakip December 29, 2018

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Spritzowicz

The joining of two people a Spritz and a Michalowicz in marriage to make a Spritzowicz.
Selena will you marry me and make me the happiest man in the world and we will always be the Spritzowicz

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Spritzowicz by ztirpsri January 11, 2009

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Slitzo

A person with leaniant sexual/moral values either male or female. Also see; Slut, Pimp, Whore, Player, Skank.

What a slitzo, that is the 5th person he/she has been with tonight.

Slitzo by Mono December 9, 2003

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splitop

The act of opening a soft drink can's top

There is nothing a refreshing as the sound of Coca-Cola splitop.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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