A person who tends to be hated by the general people, often uses power inappropriately, and tends to want an active life but can't seem to find one. Said person also is relatively lonely.
That splitzblue just gave a warning for making a joke about him!
The joining of two people a Spritz and a Michalowicz in marriage to make a Spritzowicz.
Selena will you marry me and make me the happiest man in the world and we willalways be the Spritzowicz