shlitzen

To commit an act of stupidity and are refretful about it, To fuck her right in the pussy

Steve: Hey bill did you bone that red head last night?
Bill: Nah you boned her haha I boned the blondie ya cock knocker!
Steve: Aw Shlitzen must of been too von mingled to remember.

shlitzen by Shlitzen-Himon June 27, 2016

shitzenwadda

when every birthday present you get is a piece of shit

Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!

shitzenwadda by ali gal October 2, 2007

shitzen 

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

shitzen by T-Bass January 4, 2008

shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

shlitzed by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

shnitzen 

To be angry or really infuriated

stop getting shnitzen man, its only a flesh wound

shnitzen by benjy11 August 7, 2010

shnitzengruben 

the act of throwing someone off a very large often too large building into a large pile of chicken and pancakes. Usually the bulk of jumpers dont survive, but those who do are made symbols of great heroism, and perseverence. "For those are the true kings" - spong 7:11

Aww man i can't beleive that untz didn't make it today at the schnitzengruben.
It's okay though, he missed the whole pile and i'm eatin free dinner for a month.

shnitzengruben by Crapulence September 8, 2005

SHITZEN 

The coolest guy in the planet, an absolute stud, all the girls want him.

Dang look at that SHITZEN over there!

SHITZEN by SHITZEN February 11, 2024