showerbag

Used in negative terms.

Someone who lacks intelligence in certain areas. People have started calling others "showerbags" instead of the more common word douchebags.

My boyfriend just called me a showerbag for letting his antiquity out of the closet

by ptbi September 14, 2010

Showermasturbating

Masturbating in the shower.

April was showermasturbating all last night.

by lollersk8zz May 11, 2010

showbag

1. Somebody who just likes to talk and talk and talk, though their words have no real meaning or basis in reality.
2. A person who, like a showbag, is full, to the point of exploding, of shit.

Those four days your mother was in town were a nightmare. That woman is such a fucking showbag, I just wanted to drive knives into my ears.

by McTurdle October 6, 2006

Shower Bag

The literal translation of Douchebag, unfortunately it doesn't have as much of an impact as an insult as Douchebag even though it has the same basic meaning.

Look at those Shower bags..they think they're cool with their fifty 9 fifty hats and their pants around their ankles

You mean douche bags?

Yeah..douchebags..

by Thatoneguy2 February 17, 2010

scandinavian showercap

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.

my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

by Kelmonical October 13, 2006

Showerbate

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower

Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore

by Wilitus July 29, 2005

showbags

Someone or something that is completely full of shit.

Code word for the boss "Showbags is on his/her way"

by Jazz Cola February 11, 2009