showerbation
showerbation by Shmoblar August 26, 2005
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Showerbation
I had a really good 10 minute shower , if it wasn't for the great showerbation that I subtlety did in there, I would have been out in half of that time.
Showerbation by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
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Showerbation
Process of masturbating while taking a shower. Very convenient, due to the fact that most often ejaculation can easily be washed down the drain, the running water makes the activity more pleasurable, and practically every substance around is a lubricant.
Roommate: God, why does it take so long for Jacob to shower?
Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!
Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.
Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!
Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.
Showerbation by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010
showerection
When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.
Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."
Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
showerection by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011
Showerbator
A showerbator is someone who masterbates only or most of the time in the shower. This sometimes results in them getting an erection everytime they get in a shower.
1 : I got caught measterbating again last night, how do you never get caught?
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator
Showerbator by Enigma Pie April 20, 2006
showerbating
showerbating by Kevin_for_real July 3, 2006
Showerbacon
Keep that up and you'll end up being Showerbacon for Bubba.
Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"
Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"
Showerbacon by Willy Shakespeare January 7, 2013
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