showbag

1. Somebody who just likes to talk and talk and talk, though their words have no real meaning or basis in reality.
2. A person who, like a showbag, is full, to the point of exploding, of shit.

Those four days your mother was in town were a nightmare. That woman is such a fucking showbag, I just wanted to drive knives into my ears.

by McTurdle October 6, 2006

Showbag

Just like a bag that is brought at any show off poor carnival folke, it is full of shit. You call someone a showbag if they lie or say something you don't agree with

Scrim: "Hey Gav, I'm better than you at table tennis"
Gav: "As if scrim, your such a showbag"

by Gav800 September 18, 2005

showbag

A Riverview College NSW Sydney term. either meaning:
- full of shit
- Showing off

bob: i saw Jesus the other day
john: showbag

by MW September 6, 2004

showbag

just like a show bag you get at show, they are full of shit and you carry them around all the time

Karlee & Jess are such showbags!

by CUT THE CHEESE December 14, 2004

showbag

A bottom-dwelling fish such as Carp, or more commonly Cod that is reknown for their undesirable or unpalatable flesh and/or offal.

Fisherman 1: "I've got one!"
Fisherman 2: "What'd you catch?"
Fisherman 1: "Damn, it's just a showbag."
Fisherman 2: "That's a cod. Why do you call it a 'showbag'?"
Fisherman 1: "Cos it's full of shit."

by Stefanowicz December 11, 2008

showbag

so amazing you want to show it off, like a show piece...

It's so totally showbag!

by Designing Anais Nin May 23, 2006

Shenzhen Showbag

A Shenzhen Showbag is a bag full of Shenzhen Specials.

Various 'Deal a Day' web sites around the world will offer a 'Bag of Crap' or a 'Bag of Pooki' every now and then, which is basically stuff they had left in the warehouse and need to shift to make way for more Shenzhen Specials.

Typically you'll pay $30 for a Shenzhen Showbag which probably has a real value of maybe $5.

"Whadya get in ya Shenzhen Showbag?"

"Um, a USB hub, a USB vibrator and a USB "How to USB' guide-book on USB."

"Whadya gonna do with it all?"

"Give it to you for Xmas.."

by Icedvovo46 March 14, 2009