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showbags 

Someone or something that is completely full of shit.
Code word for the boss "Showbags is on his/her way"
showbags by Jazz Cola February 11, 2009
Words you can keep
1. Somebody who just likes to talk and talk and talk, though their words have no real meaning or basis in reality.
2. A person who, like a showbag, is full, to the point of exploding, of shit.
Those four days your mother was in town were a nightmare. That woman is such a fucking showbag, I just wanted to drive knives into my ears.
showbag by McTurdle October 6, 2006
Just like a bag that is brought at any show off poor carnival folke, it is full of shit. You call someone a showbag if they lie or say something you don't agree with
Scrim: "Hey Gav, I'm better than you at table tennis"
Gav: "As if scrim, your such a showbag"
Showbag by Gav800 September 18, 2005
A Riverview College NSW Sydney term. either meaning:
- full of shit
- Showing off
bob: i saw Jesus the other day
john: showbag
showbag by MW September 6, 2004

Shenzhen Showbag 

A Shenzhen Showbag is a bag full of Shenzhen Specials.

Various 'Deal a Day' web sites around the world will offer a 'Bag of Crap' or a 'Bag of Pooki' every now and then, which is basically stuff they had left in the warehouse and need to shift to make way for more Shenzhen Specials.

Typically you'll pay $30 for a Shenzhen Showbag which probably has a real value of maybe $5.

"Whadya get in ya Shenzhen Showbag?"

"Um, a USB hub, a USB vibrator and a USB "How to USB' guide-book on USB."

"Whadya gonna do with it all?"

"Give it to you for Xmas.."
Shenzhen Showbag by Icedvovo46 March 14, 2009
just like a show bag you get at show, they are full of shit and you carry them around all the time
Karlee & Jess are such showbags!
showbag by CUT THE CHEESE December 14, 2004
A bottom-dwelling fish such as Carp, or more commonly Cod that is reknown for their undesirable or unpalatable flesh and/or offal.
Fisherman 1: "I've got one!"
Fisherman 2: "What'd you catch?"
Fisherman 1: "Damn, it's just a showbag."
Fisherman 2: "That's a cod. Why do you call it a 'showbag'?"
Fisherman 1: "Cos it's full of shit."
showbag by Stefanowicz December 11, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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