Showerbacon 

To lose ones position amongst their piers as an alpha male. Therefore becoming a surrogate female.

Keep that up and you'll end up being Showerbacon for Bubba.

Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"

Showerbacon by Willy Shakespeare January 7, 2013

showerbation 

The act of masterbation in the shower or bath.

Chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.

showerbation by Shmoblar August 26, 2005

Showerbation 

The act of masturbating in the shower.

I had a really good 10 minute shower , if it wasn't for the great showerbation that I subtlety did in there, I would have been out in half of that time.

Showerbation by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Showerbator

A showerbator is someone who masterbates only or most of the time in the shower. This sometimes results in them getting an erection everytime they get in a shower.

1 : I got caught measterbating again last night, how do you never get caught?
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator

Showerbator by Enigma Pie April 20, 2006

showerbating 

Masturbating in the shower.

I got caught showerbating yesterday by my mom.

showerbating by Kevin_for_real July 3, 2006

Showerbation 

Process of masturbating while taking a shower. Very convenient, due to the fact that most often ejaculation can easily be washed down the drain, the running water makes the activity more pleasurable, and practically every substance around is a lubricant.

Roommate: God, why does it take so long for Jacob to shower?

Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!

Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.

Showerbation by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010

showerbone 

An act of affection or lust performed when two people are short on time and cannot separately "shower" and "bone."

We woke up at 9 am, but the game was at 10 am, so in order to catch kick-off we fit in a quick showerbone.

showerbone by jlhinpas September 29, 2011