shortire 

The word my ex boyfriend used in his status.

Nickname for your small/short boyfriend
(fucking hate that bitch)

Person 1: I love my little shortire. He's so cute
Person 2: Yeah, he is pretty small

shortire by opalz November 28, 2020

shortbread squirt 

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

shortbread squirt by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.

Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!

The Shorties by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

shortie 

A short, cute good looking girl.

Look at this shorty

shortie by Krysti January 11, 2004

Caramel Shortbread 

A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.

Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?

Caramel Shortbread by the resourceful five April 9, 2011

shortie 

'Shortie' can be the ghetto name for girl-friend.

"Hey shortie! What's up boo?"

shortie by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

shortbread fever 

1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.

1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.

shortbread fever by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008