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shortbread squirt 

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.
Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

shootfire 

An expression from the southern United States. An exclamation, "Shootfire!" is like Gomer's two-syllable "Golly" or "Sha-Zam!" It is an expression of excitement and surprise. It is also a more genteel expression denoting some element of disbelief, as opposed to: "You're shitting me!"
Shootfire! Did you see the size of that snake?"
shootfire by Zold Huszar May 23, 2004

The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.
Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!
The Shorties by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

sortware 

A ware which is physical and has purpose to help sorting things.
Hey Bob, what's your profession?
I am a sortware engineer.
sortware by t-bone... June 16, 2016

Shortliner 

A shortliner is a term for a group charter fishermen who have been indoctrinated into a fisheries management plan by one of the seven regional fishery management councils. Most likely against their will, with a crappy allocation and undue regulations
The halibut shortliner fleet in 3A needs an larger allocation
Shortliner by humonguslingus September 20, 2012