A nickname for a menacing redhead. The nickname takes into account their Scottish heritage. Used primarily as a deterrent in prison rape scenarios. After all, who wants to pick on someone man enough to sport the name "Shortbread."

Oh shit... here comes Shortbread. Don't move.

Shortbread by The_Oreo July 30, 2010

shortbread

Nickname for a white guy with a small dick.

Have you seen Tom naked? The dude's a total shortbread.

shortbread by Kaia Jade December 20, 2010

Shortbread

A white female. Women in rap songs have been referred to as "Shorty" and Caucasian people have been referred to as "Crackers". Shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. Therefore a white woman would be referred to as Shortbread.

Dude, did you see the legs on that shortbread?

Shortbread by Greeneyedshortbread January 30, 2017

shortbread

a bitch who is short and annoying

''Ugh, that shortbread is annoying the hell out of me~''

shortbread by danielishot January 25, 2023

shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

shortbread squirt by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

shortbread fever

1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.

1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.

shortbread fever by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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