crummy 

1) Something really small and quite pathetic
2) Used to enlongate an insult

A: Your garden is well crummy
B: Shut it ya crummy bastard!

crummy by rodgerzzz November 7, 2006

crummy 

(Cdn) a crew vehicle (usually a truck) for transporting forestry workers to their place of work

At 6 am each morning the treeplanters drove their crummy from camp to the cutblock.

crummy by dwightcharles February 20, 2011

crummy 

when something ain't that great; also a teen girl squad group saying as well as death word.

"Kristina looks burnt or dead."
"Crummy!"
"Crummy!"
"wOOt!...I mean Crummy!"

crummy by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003

Crummy 

a universal racial slurr. can also extend to other stereotypes such as gender, age, etc.

Look at that Crummy cutting that grass, I bet he has 10 kids...whatta Crummy

Crummy by JoGo Inc. 2 October 20, 2009

crummy 

A dried up booger. Sometimes found stuck upon objects or clothing.

Dude, wash your hands before you touch anything. I don't want to find a crummy.

crummy by B san March 28, 2009

crummy 

A charismatic teenage computer enthusiast from New Zealand

Wow, Crummy, you're the best!

crummy by Crummy October 7, 2003

Crummy 

Crummy = Creepy and Funny.

When someone makes a joke that is both HILARIOUS but also somewhat unerving and you're not really sure how to feel. This is that feeling.

Originated from cyber English, with intergrated french, youth speak. Some may question the change from 'n's to 'm's. This is merely a progression of popularly used languge, as are irregular conjugation of commonly used verbs (e.g. I don't be but I am). Phonetically, english speakers are more accustom to the 'm' sound so forming the sound is more comfortable hence it's linguistically accepted development.

It also happens to be a double entendre to a bad a joke. This only adds to it's perfect meaning.

Rhys: "muscles are hot."

Clarisse: "yeah I love it when my steak, which I'm going to eat, isn't cold."

Rhys: "I'm stunned. That's so crummy."

*they both laugh maniacally*

Crummy by CDGM December 22, 2016