The Ka passed the Punto in the night and the briefest flash of colour was seen as the panties passed hands, driver to driver, as their partners sat in the passenger seat waiting for their new attire that tonights shortbreading would bring.

shortbreading by -=D=- January 6, 2008

Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is where you buzz kill something or you bagel something and it can meen you are just pure fail

shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail

a) "i fucked up , oh my god i shortbreaded it"

b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"

c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"

d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"

e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it

Shortbreading it by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010

Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is were you either buzz kill something or you have bagelled something or you are a failure.

shortbread is like kriptonite because superman is amazing and can do anything but when superman is near kriptonite he is mega lame , in summery shortbreading it is so lame ass, that lameness radiates of the shortbreader and to be called a shortbread is to be called a failed beeing

shortbreading it
lame shortbread kryptonite fuck
shortbreaded
you shortbread
your so lame you ate shortbread with bagels because you are just lame

Shortbreading it by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010

Shortbreadification

The process or act of condensing Scottish culture and history into that which fits neatly onto the front of a shortbread tin.

Using bagpipes, kilts, Scottie Dogs and other novelty aspects of perceived Scottish culture as the basis of your concept of the country and its current societal views.

"The shortbreadification of our people must end, we must rise up and present ourselves as more than just the bagpipe welding, tartan mad cunts that the world so dearly wants us to remain"

Shortbreadification by Pedigreemum September 16, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026