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Shorterer

Jimmy: My pencil is shorter than yours!
Thomas: No way! Mines shorterer.
by FarmerJohnson February 23, 2013
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Shorterer

A URL Shortener created by Spark -shorterer.xyz
Guy 1: Hey man, I got this really long link. You know any shorteners?
Guy 2: OH yeah actually, I just found this one on urbandictionary called shorterer.xyz
by xKoshiro January 19, 2020
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Sorcerer

A Sorcerer is someone who is born with Magic. A Sorcerer is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.
Most Sorcerers specialize in one or more of the following: elemental spell attacks(common choice), healing(very rare), chaos(common choice), glamors(common choice) and/or dark magic(very rare).
by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020
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Sorcerer's Plague

A very painful STD. It is thought to be a variant of the clap and commonly found in frat boys that attended colleges in the Palouse region of Washington/Idaho. Common side affects are itching, burning during urination, and shrinking of the genitalia.
Me: Yo Kevin, I noticed you were screaming when you took a piss. What's the deal dog?
Kevin: It ain't nuthin my man... just a case of the Sorcerer's Plague I got from a sorority girl when I went to U of I!
by OliverClothesoff_ID August 15, 2018
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Shorter Wong

A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.
by Spooper March 12, 2019
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Shorter Wong

An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
by applepix December 8, 2020
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shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.
Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
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