shorthouse 

A name typically given to a person who is lacking in either height or intelligence.

Person 1: oh my god, Abby is SUCH a Shorthouse!

Person 2: I know right?

shorthouse by Boob muncher July 24, 2023

shithousery 

Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.

Fantastic shithousery from James Ward-Prowse to get Zaha sent off.

shithousery by MRTHICC February 1, 2019

Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

Shithouse Bastard by funnydoodette October 9, 2008

SootHouse 

It’s currently dead... They haven’t uploaded in 9 months as of writing this. They were a reddit channel consisting of wilbursoot and 7 of his friends. George (the f-boy), Charlie (actually dyslexic), Jack (thinks blood gives you power), David (he probably speaks the most), Dan (like an off brand David), Matt (he doesn’t really speak much tbh) & Rhianna (she’s there to keep it from getting too gay, it gets pretty gay).

Me: I wonder when SootHouse will upload- oh wait,

It’s dead.

SootHouse by ~spoooogyny~ May 12, 2020

Shorthorned dribbler 

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

Shorthorned dribbler by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

Shithouse Poet 

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

Shithouse Poet by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

SootHouse 

SootHouse (or SH) is a group of entertaining members that create content currently on YouTube.

While different types of topics are discussed with humour, most videos are made purely to entertain an audience.

Person 1; "Have you seen the new SH video?"
Person 2; "r/niceguys? Hard to miss with notifications"
Person 1; "SootHouse's content is better with new equipment"

SootHouse by Rad Dad Mickey October 12, 2018