shorthose 

even tho he has a little penis he often masterbates.. he masterbates entirley to much and that is why he never gets the girls bc he figures whats the point as long as i hv my hand

that shorthose really has a little penis

shorthose by cheeseburger eating beast February 8, 2010

Shorthorned dribbler 

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

Shorthorned dribbler by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

Shorthole

Approximately 1/2 an asshole.

Kendra is a shorthole.

Shorthole by Knob Thompson February 4, 2021

shortcore 

to be extremely proud in a hardcore way about being a short person

recently ive embrased my height of 4'11 and became shortcore

shortcore by randomx April 24, 2006

shorthorn 

a term for what you call the queers from the Univ. of Texas.

sooners 65 shorthorns 13
sooners 63 shorthorns 14

You get the idea Texass is just a bunch of losers and cry babies.

shorthorn by Bob Stoops July 27, 2004

Shortarse 

A person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter ARSE!

See Nick Williams for an example.

Shortarse by Mousels January 6, 2005

Slothosexual

Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.

"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm a slothosexual and proud." ;)

Slothosexual by Adora :)) March 7, 2017