A person from another planet called short place
I am a real short person.
by THESHORTPERSON May 9, 2018
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When one who is of a short Stature, and becomes angry very quickly, and very violently. Typically is the effect of a lifetime of put-downs for being short. One can Diagnose anyone whom is short with syndrome once they Blow out of nowhere.
"Blake you have short person Syndrome, now shut up and get back in your room." said Drew The floor R.A.
by Bleaker 9000 January 18, 2010
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Someone that while they may not physically be small, project a ‘small’ presence in a room, whether that be through looks, attitude, or actions. - Morgan
Person - “yo, you have short person energy

Cate - “WHAT NO! I HAVE TALL PERSON ENERGY, I AM A NORMAL GAL, WITH A NORMAL HEIGHT”

Person - “nah.”

Cate - “:,(“
by NotCate...&Iwouldneverb June 9, 2020
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On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.
Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
by Datanigga November 12, 2020
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The day you slap anyone under 5, 5
Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here
by UpliftAura November 7, 2019
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February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!
*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day
by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020
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november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers
“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
yeet
by steamsteambox June 9, 2021
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