Shithose 

A hoses that squrts shit.

did you see him get shot with that shithose?

Shithose by DWR January 7, 2005

shithousery 

Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.

Fantastic shithousery from James Ward-Prowse to get Zaha sent off.

shithousery by MRTHICC February 1, 2019

Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

Shithouse Bastard by funnydoodette October 9, 2008

shithole 

A terrible place to live.

I live in the Willoughby Walk building in Langley BC Canada. It is a real shithole

shithole by pixilatedly May 4, 2020

Third World Shithole 

Noun referring to any impoverished foreign country in which crime, graft, and corruption are modus operandi.

That Third World Shithole felt just like home.

Third World Shithole by Basking in Beanerville July 6, 2011

Shithouse Poet 

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

Shithouse Poet by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

Shithoused

The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.

Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.

Shithoused by Alcoholism September 16, 2004