Slothosexual
Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.
Slothosexual by Adora :)) March 7, 2017
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Slomosexual
Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"
Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed
Slomosexual by 8®00† October 21, 2010
Slowmosexual
Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass
The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.
Slowmosexual by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022
Sophosexual
A: So, have you met anyone you're intersested in?
B: Well, i have a little crush on my english prof.
A: Seriously!? He/She is so old.
B: I'm a sophosexual, so ofcourse i have an afinity to Dr.s and professors.
B: Well, i have a little crush on my english prof.
A: Seriously!? He/She is so old.
B: I'm a sophosexual, so ofcourse i have an afinity to Dr.s and professors.
Sophosexual by totalsophophile December 18, 2009