Slothosexual

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Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.

"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm a slothosexual and proud." ;)

Slothosexual by Adora :)) March 7, 2017

Words you can keep

sophosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others.

Show me that big, throbbing piece of meat of yours: Your brain! Yes, I am sophosexual!

sophosexual by Amphioxys July 17, 2012

Related Words

Slothosexual • slothsexual • Sophosexual • sythosexual • Slowmo Sexuals • slo-mo sexual

slothsexual

sexually attracted to sloths.

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops

slothsexual by happy tortoise January 26, 2016

Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Slomosexual

Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"

Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed

Slomosexual by 8®00† October 21, 2010

Slowmosexual

Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass

The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.

Slowmosexual by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022

Sophosexual

One who is sexually attracted to individuals who are intellegent.

A: So, have you met anyone you're intersested in?
B: Well, i have a little crush on my english prof.
A: Seriously!? He/She is so old.
B: I'm a sophosexual, so ofcourse i have an afinity to Dr.s and professors.

Sophosexual by totalsophophile December 18, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026