Slothosexual

Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.

"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm a slothosexual and proud." ;)

by Adora :)) March 7, 2017

sophosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others.

Show me that big, throbbing piece of meat of yours: Your brain! Yes, I am sophosexual!

by Amphioxys July 17, 2012

slothsexual

sexually attracted to sloths.

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops

by happy tortoise January 26, 2016

Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Slomosexual

Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"

Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed

by 8®00† October 21, 2010

Slowmosexual

Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass

The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.

by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022

Sophosexual

One who is sexually attracted to individuals who are intellegent.

A: So, have you met anyone you're intersested in?
B: Well, i have a little crush on my english prof.
A: Seriously!? He/She is so old.
B: I'm a sophosexual, so ofcourse i have an afinity to Dr.s and professors.

by totalsophophile December 18, 2009