shorthorn

a term for what you call the queers from the Univ. of Texas.

sooners 65 shorthorns 13
sooners 63 shorthorns 14

You get the idea Texass is just a bunch of losers and cry babies.

by Bob Stoops July 27, 2004

Shorthorned dribbler

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012