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Shartrose 

Shartrose is many different things: An affirmative, a way to tell someone off, it is also a name of an ancient god with all-powerful godly gifts in the Sqagler culture
"Can you take me to prom?" "Shartrose" (affirmative) "Hey can I get yo numba?" "Shartrose!" followed by a disgusted face (negative affirmative) "hey do you know what heaven is called in the Sqagler culture?" "um I think that it is called the Shartroseahfeild as it is the resting place of Shartrose, it is said that since it is His field he allows anyone that he wishes to have in said field. that's why Sqaglers are one of the happiest cultures as they are free to live their lives without any rules of who will be able to come in to Shartroseahfeild and they can do what they want to do without judgement from Shartrose." (the god)
Shartrose by Shartrose_lovea September 24, 2022
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shartroulette 

A biological game of chance; when you aren't exactly sure if you have to shit or fart, but you let it out anyway and hope for the best.
Brian lost the game of shartroulette when he shit himself in math class.
shartroulette by shartman2 December 3, 2010
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shartreuse 

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.
"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

shartreuse 

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.
When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.
shartreuse by JnewTX October 11, 2011

Shartruce 

A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.
After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.
Shartruce by 3dPulP November 9, 2012

shartrrhea 

Shart and diarrhea, really shit fart and then diarrhea. And no, not a shart pizzeria.
Definition 1 (INCCORECT VERSION):

Dude 1: Yo! Wanna go to the shartrrhea?
Dude 2: Do they sell shart diarrheas there?

Definition 2 (CORRECT WAY):
Dude 1: Dont go in the bathroom I just did a shartrrhea in there.
Dude 2: Heyy let me eat it

Shartruce 

A verbal agreement amongst two or more friends never to reveal to anyone else their most embarrassing shart stories.
Jim and Danny formed a shartruce after they both realized they had similar but singularly unique and thoroughly reputation killing shart stories.
Shartruce by Ellebelle12 August 29, 2012